I love alcohol. I've dabbled with other drugs, but alcohol is the only one that really allows me to let loose and tell everyone that I love them. And that's true. Despite my misanthropic leanings, the fact is that I love everyone. Every single one of you, given half a chance, I'd love you as much as the Lessers Spotted Drunken Spotted Loving Minkey. And if not, why not?
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By the way, I'm gay. I always say it when I'm drunk and listenting to Britney Spears, which probabky provbes it. Go ahead and unsubscribe you bunch of homophobic fucks, see if I care. I never liked any of you, except for the ones I love, and want to stick my cock into, who are all women, which possibly means I'm not gay, or at least means I should delay any decision until the next time I'm drunk. hat di you thing, eh? I want to be Stevie Wonder. i want ot move my necj like that. It hhink it would be cool. Don't you? Wy don't you love me as much as i love lupi you? Well fuck all of you. I love you all, so fuck all of you. In many ways I dream of a cancerous utopian society where we are all naked together, but I'ves seen pictires of some fp you, and you are ugly, even thougj I lie anfd tell you i fnd you attractive.
I want to be an alcohol;ic. I only ever loved one person. It's just so mych easiere. Unsubscribe. the rute [people will satauy. Tha's stay. for those of you that aren't drunk on cheap sainsbitru's beer and brinteyuy paeassrs
I still believe
Will you dance with me?
I love, you. But I can't say that normally, cos I only love one person. But I'll use all the rest of you as syurrogate lovers, and to an extent I love all of you, but not as much as tthat tone persng who I love, but not as juch as I lvoe alocjkol, and bringtety soeajks. Britney SPears. Will you get naked and dance for me with your nippples?
Still believe. I'm gay. It's a lot easier that way. ;Love sucks, but I want to love you, or mt surrogate loves who colme close, and I could be ahaaooooy withm, but bnot quiete as mych as my ctures love, whom I olpove soooooo fucking much, and would so andyyhting for. but I wouldm abd ueis myvysm btuu tbiea ss mycg as but, si kive yyyyou. Piracy sucks. Love sucks,. love you. Alcoholism sucks, as much as It hirsts hurts you, I lvoe you. It's true. Just cos I can't typel it, soesnd't mean, I don't love you more than anything. I love you so much. More than you could ever believe. And just because I am sending this to 250 people who ultimately mean nothing to me, instead of you, doesn't mean that I wouldn't do anything for you, and doesn't mean that I don't cry myself to sleep every night think ing about you. I love you. Please kiss me again. That's all I want.