Ask Keith Anything IV

[dudeglove]

Is Jess a-spammin'?

[PIQ]

is Spam Ben's nickname for it?

[29th_Candidate]

Is the Jesser rubber-stamping thread questions?

[Keith]

What makes Sunday evenings so Sunday?

Songs of Praise and the Antiques Roadshow.

Will The Hurt Locker take home the Best Picture Oscar?

It did. I've not seen any of the candidates, but it seemed a lock beforehand.

What's a guy gotta do for a foot massage around here?

Take your shoes off and bring the oil.

What would it take to get K8 to give Ben a foot massage?

Rubber gloves.

Which side are you on: Cold leftover curry from the night before is utterly disgusting, or cold leftover curry from the night before is exactly what you need for breakfast?

Exactly what you need for breakfast. But why aren't you eating it all the night before?

does it only hurt for a bit?

does it only hurt on the way in?

It should only hurt if you're doing it wrong.

Is Jess a-spammin'?

No. She's horny.

is Spam Ben's nickname for it?

Ben calls his penis Sir Mixalot.

Is the Jesser rubber-stamping thread questions?

Nope. It's something else rubber.

[29th_Candidate]

Is the stress of having her own thread starting to get to Jess?

[PIQ]

is it wrong to like doing it wrong?


do you think maybe my apparent spamming was a guise to cover the fact that really I only wanted to ask you and Ben but didn't want to give away insider information?

shouldn't you be thanking me for not giving your gossip away?

[k8]

Did you manage to stay awake today?

[Keith]

Is the stress of having her own thread starting to get to Jess?

Nah. She can take anything and everything in her stride.

is it wrong to like doing it wrong?


do you think maybe my apparent spamming was a guise to cover the fact that really I only wanted to ask you and Ben but didn't want to give away insider information?

shouldn't you be thanking me for not giving your gossip away?

If you like it, it's not wrong (except if it's really wrong).

Ah. Why did you want to ask Ben and me?

The gossip about Ben and me?

Did you manage to stay awake today?

For the bit when I had to stay awake. I've been napping since then.

[k8]

How wrong is really wrong?

[Keith]

If it makes someone else cry, that might be too wrong. Not always though.

[29th_Candidate]

What do you do for a living?

Do you enjoy it, or is it a drudge?

[Keith]

I know eeeeeeeeverything. Or something exciting with commas. Or mid-management in a mobile phone company.

Mostly I enjoy it. There are drudge aspects to it, just like there are with everything.

[Brummie]

Why won't people use the word "discombobulation" in general conversation more?

[Keith]

Because they feel a discombobulation about using words that have such a discombobulation as discombobulation.

[29th_Candidate]

Any comments on the current state of the art of conversation?

["No," shall not be considered an acceptable response, irony potential notwithstanding.]