Jokes for Stinkabelle

[dudeglove]

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't want your type in here."

[Keith]

Two whispers walked into a bar. The barman says "You're not aloud."

[k8]

Shakespeare walks in to a bar. The barman says "You're bard."

[Keith]

A Locket and a Tune walked into a bar. The barman says "For cough".

[dudeglove]

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

[Stinkeh]

A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender shakes his head and says, "No, we only have plain."

[Dolphin Buoy]

(Irish accent required) "How many times have I told you not to say Fuck in front of the C-H-I-L-D"

[PIQ]

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

[Soaperman]

Man walks into the bar and orders a drink.

[Keith]

Two nuns in the bath and one says to the other "Ahem. I prefer to bathe alone."

[k8]

Today I farted in a lift. It was wrong on so many levels.

[PIQ]

I went outside last night and was hit on the head quite hard with a piece of black forest gateaux and a a loaf of garlic bread.





Must be the fallout from Iceland.....

[dudeglove]

GUFFAW

[Keith]