Wimlins fucking irritate me. They're all like "Ooh look at me, I've got tits, aren't I fucking wonderful." And you're all like "Bitch, I've seen tits, why do I fucking care ...oh actually they are pretty good tits. You're still a fucking whiny annoying little bitch though. There's a reason why people stare at your tits: cos if they make eye contact with you you might fucking start doing all your whiny pissy irritating talking wank." Then they're all like "Ooh you're such a misogynist." And you're all like "Shut up bitch, I'm trying to look at your tits. Jump up and down a bit, make them jiggle." And they're all like "If you don't listen to me I'm gonna put my clothes back on." And you're all like "Ok bitch, take a fucking chill pill. I'll pretend to listen to you, just stay naked so I can look at your tits. I'll make them jiggle my own damn self." And they're all like "You fucking misogynist." And you're all like "Bitch, if I can say fagnigger and not be a racist or a homophobe then just cos I call you a bitch and hate you and all wimlins cos you're fucking whiny pissy irritating bitches, then I'm no fucking misogynist you fucking fagnigger bitchwhore." And they're all like "Turn that fucking dictaphone off; you're only gonna write about this cos you've got OOo and want to break in the new dictionary. When I want to read all your sensitive shit about feelings and emotions you don't write for me, but the second you get a new piece of software with a virginal dictionary and an autocomplete thing that tries to change its own abbreviated name because it has two capital letters then you're out there being a misogynistic racist homophobe." And you're all like "Bitch, shut up. I'm not a fucking misogynist, nor am I a racist. I was a homophobe, but I went to a hypnotherapist and he cured me. Now I just don't like gay people. But that's wrong, so I pay a black, gay woman to be my friend. It costs £5 p/m for 6 months or £20 for a year. It's not her fault the numbers are all fucking retarded, it's mine cos I'm a fucking retard. And even though I'm not a misogynist, nor a racist nor a homoist... ohhh, I see why it's homphobe: it's cos the word for gay hatred looks like moist ho, only the other way round. ...homoist, even if I was, then there'd be nothing anyone could do about it cos I'm just plain dummer than all wimlins, black people and gay people. It's the reason fucked-up retarded rednecks - who differ from me as they have no underlying lack of racism, misogyny or homoism beneath their racism, misogyny and homoism - never get in any trouble for hating the people they hate: they're just plain worse than every single person they hate. Bitch." And they're all like "Make my tits jiggle the way you made them jiggle just then." And you're all like "Beg me bitch." And they're all like "Pleeeeeeease make my tits jiggle like you made them jiggle just then." And you're all like "Bitch, I'm trying to watch your tits jiggle in the least energy-consumptive way for my weakened wrists; if you want me to do it a special way you're gonna have to beg better than that." And they're all like "Umm... pleeeeeeease make my tits jiggle like you made them jiggle. Please please?" And you're all like "Bitch, you fucking suck. And not very well either; is it any wonder I keep trying to fuck you in the ass when you're asleep? Jeez, you fucking wimlins fucking irritate me. Make your own fucking tits jiggle how you want them to, bitch, and don't get your fucking fingers in my line of vision." And they're all like " "cos they're concentrating on making their tits jiggle just the way they want them to without getting in your line of vision and wimlins aren't that smart and can't do that and talk at the same time. Not the ones who show me their tits anyway. And you're all like "Bitch, haven't you got anything transparent you can make your tits jiggle with? Don't make me make you be all anorexic so I can see through your fingers." And they're all like "Oh I'll take them away then." And you're all like "Bitch, I can see you've taken them away, you don't need to tell me. Plus, bitch, I'm graced in the art of logic, so if I know that wimlins can't jiggle their tits and talk at the same time, then you talk, by definition you're not jiggling your tits at the same time." And you're all like watching the jiggling tits with no fingers in the way, cos given the right initial conditions tits can be set up to emulate perpetual motion, what with them following universal rules (tits are like soooooo solved), even though perpetual motion isn't possible, so you just put it down to bad emulation, and not actual perpetual motion, but sufficient perpetual motion so the jiggling tits don't have to be interrupted with fingers all the time. And they're all like trying to talk again cos they're not occupied with having to concentrate on her fingers. And you're all like "Bitch, shut up, I'm trying to watch the jiggling tits." And they're all like "How are you feeling?" And you're all like "Shut up bitch, you fucking wimlins fucking irritate the fucking shitpiss out of me. IRC is fucking 1337."