Disenchantment sucks. Picture the scene: I'm all enchanted, then whammo
blammo, I'm disenchanted. Not only do I have to deal with having no
enchantment, but it's compounded by the big drop from enchantment. I'd cry,
but I'd only have to think of a funny excuse. See? Suckola.
Evolution was once beautiful. It united liberalism and Naziism: everything
was tolerated, anything was allowed to happen; only that which was the best
option survived. Blonde hair, blue eyes, best option? Well, no. Here's the
thing: if you were alive you were the best option. We're all ubermenschen,
we're all superhuman, ain't no need for genocide, 'cos nature, evolution,
has done it for us. We don't need to kill each other; we're all on the same
side, we all benefit humanity. T'others? They're dead. You don't know them.
The race of people with no mouths were all killed by nature, the race of
people with no hearts are dead too, all those people with no reproductive
organs died out before they could pass on their genes, dead, dead dead.
Gone. Cry if you want, but they'd only have fucked things up if they'd
stayed around. Fascism, Naziism, are in agreement with evolution, but in
their current inceptions they're wrong, just oh so plain wrong, because the
people who are better off dead already are (ignoring all that societal stuff
which breeds cunts we want to stab through the face, but can't 'cos people
would tut). Jeez, y'all are so closed minded; you won't let anyone espouse
facets of evil to alleviate boredom. Who are the real evil people in this
so-called society: the evil people or the people opposed to evil?
Both liberal activism and apathetic liberalism were as equally well catered
to as Naziism. If you wanted to affect a change in society, and help the
best option emerge you could take up incest, the extreme end of liberalism.
Fuckation, reproduction, deformation, mutation, argh, weeeurgh, ah, but
somewhere in all those icky dying children with diseases and conjoined
eyelids, there might be a cure for cancer. The sucky kids would just die
out, but those who offered something would live, and the sick fantasies of
the liberal elite would have all been worth it in a justifiable way. The
acceptable face of liberalism (apathy) knew that they could just rock out,
chill like a vill, an' do what they wanted (nothing) and whatever happened
happened, and would be for the best.
Best of all, retarded creationists would spend their time moaning about
evolution instead of getting shouty about books and films which said fuck,
and included bullets and sensuality.
Everyone was happy with evolutionism - everyone was offended (a few people
got the joke), but everyone was happy. With liberalism joining up with
fascism when each got extreme, the political spectrum had to be re-drawn to
add a third and fifth dimension - fascism was already joined at the bottom
with communism. Lines were shooting off all over the place, and in the end
it became a great big ball with everyone joined to everyone else, loving
everyone else, equal with everyone else, tolerant of everyone else. Retarded
creationists moaned briefly that a mischievous shootist could wipe out
certain political strands, carving, sculpting the political ball (née
spectrum) to spell "Martin Luther King has a bunchy foreskin". They were
silenced when a logical wag pointed out that no-one knew anything about MLK
other than he had a dream, and that details of his bunchy foreskin, whether
true or slander, would no more be remembered by the world's children than
his umm... thing with the bus thing that wasn't his dream thing... y'know,
when he was a woman and refused to drive the bus because umm... yeah, that
thing.
That was evolution. And now I'm disenchanted. Nothing's happened. Ask anyone
what changes have happened to humans over the last 500, 1000, 2000 years and
they'll tell you three things: life expectancy is longer, people are taller,
and girls are starting their periods later, or earlier, or with a heavier
flow, or something. Life expectancy could be evolution in action, but it
might just be medicine and radiators. T'others are evolutionary. Wow. Great.
We're taller and chicks bleed differently. This is the pinnacle? You really
expect me to believe it couldn't get any better? I want change. I want
improvement. Evolution may well be a slow, patient process, but a little
something would be nice. Proper fascism (nature) killed off all the bad
forms of humanity, evil fascism died out because people realised it was
evil. Liberalism's time is now, and nothing's happening. With all the
incestuously deformed people in the world, are you really telling me that
not one of them has any improvement to pump into our gene pool? With all the
apathetic people sitting around and waiting for a change, don't you think
that change could have at least popped its head over the fence and popped an
extra fingernail on someone's hand, hinting at future plans? Something. Just
a little shot in the arm. Come on. Please? If nothing happens, I'm just
gonna sulk and poke a couple of creationists with sticks just to pretend I'm
having fun. I need something. Please?