EVOLUTION IS BORING ME AND FASCISM AND LIBERALISM ARE HAND IN HAND - GO FIGURE

Disenchantment sucks. Picture the scene: I'm all enchanted, then whammo blammo, I'm disenchanted. Not only do I have to deal with having no enchantment, but it's compounded by the big drop from enchantment. I'd cry, but I'd only have to think of a funny excuse. See? Suckola.

Evolution was once beautiful. It united liberalism and Naziism: everything was tolerated, anything was allowed to happen; only that which was the best option survived. Blonde hair, blue eyes, best option? Well, no. Here's the thing: if you were alive you were the best option. We're all ubermenschen, we're all superhuman, ain't no need for genocide, 'cos nature, evolution, has done it for us. We don't need to kill each other; we're all on the same side, we all benefit humanity. T'others? They're dead. You don't know them. The race of people with no mouths were all killed by nature, the race of people with no hearts are dead too, all those people with no reproductive organs died out before they could pass on their genes, dead, dead dead. Gone. Cry if you want, but they'd only have fucked things up if they'd stayed around. Fascism, Naziism, are in agreement with evolution, but in their current inceptions they're wrong, just oh so plain wrong, because the people who are better off dead already are (ignoring all that societal stuff which breeds cunts we want to stab through the face, but can't 'cos people would tut). Jeez, y'all are so closed minded; you won't let anyone espouse facets of evil to alleviate boredom. Who are the real evil people in this so-called society: the evil people or the people opposed to evil?

Both liberal activism and apathetic liberalism were as equally well catered to as Naziism. If you wanted to affect a change in society, and help the best option emerge you could take up incest, the extreme end of liberalism. Fuckation, reproduction, deformation, mutation, argh, weeeurgh, ah, but somewhere in all those icky dying children with diseases and conjoined eyelids, there might be a cure for cancer. The sucky kids would just die out, but those who offered something would live, and the sick fantasies of the liberal elite would have all been worth it in a justifiable way. The acceptable face of liberalism (apathy) knew that they could just rock out, chill like a vill, an' do what they wanted (nothing) and whatever happened happened, and would be for the best.

Best of all, retarded creationists would spend their time moaning about evolution instead of getting shouty about books and films which said fuck, and included bullets and sensuality.

Everyone was happy with evolutionism - everyone was offended (a few people got the joke), but everyone was happy. With liberalism joining up with fascism when each got extreme, the political spectrum had to be re-drawn to add a third and fifth dimension - fascism was already joined at the bottom with communism. Lines were shooting off all over the place, and in the end it became a great big ball with everyone joined to everyone else, loving everyone else, equal with everyone else, tolerant of everyone else. Retarded creationists moaned briefly that a mischievous shootist could wipe out certain political strands, carving, sculpting the political ball (née spectrum) to spell "Martin Luther King has a bunchy foreskin". They were silenced when a logical wag pointed out that no-one knew anything about MLK other than he had a dream, and that details of his bunchy foreskin, whether true or slander, would no more be remembered by the world's children than his umm... thing with the bus thing that wasn't his dream thing... y'know, when he was a woman and refused to drive the bus because umm... yeah, that thing.

That was evolution. And now I'm disenchanted. Nothing's happened. Ask anyone what changes have happened to humans over the last 500, 1000, 2000 years and they'll tell you three things: life expectancy is longer, people are taller, and girls are starting their periods later, or earlier, or with a heavier flow, or something. Life expectancy could be evolution in action, but it might just be medicine and radiators. T'others are evolutionary. Wow. Great. We're taller and chicks bleed differently. This is the pinnacle? You really expect me to believe it couldn't get any better? I want change. I want improvement. Evolution may well be a slow, patient process, but a little something would be nice. Proper fascism (nature) killed off all the bad forms of humanity, evil fascism died out because people realised it was evil. Liberalism's time is now, and nothing's happening. With all the incestuously deformed people in the world, are you really telling me that not one of them has any improvement to pump into our gene pool? With all the apathetic people sitting around and waiting for a change, don't you think that change could have at least popped its head over the fence and popped an extra fingernail on someone's hand, hinting at future plans? Something. Just a little shot in the arm. Come on. Please? If nothing happens, I'm just gonna sulk and poke a couple of creationists with sticks just to pretend I'm having fun. I need something. Please?