You crazy-assed bitches. You send me emails and think I do anything other than laugh at you?
"Unsubscribe"
"You're
balmy"
"Your
little newsletters were pretty funny this week"
stop writing me i work for the
gomerment I will trackyou down and I know where u live so if I
get one moreemail from you I will make sure that
.........happeneds to you"
"Are you
implying that you and your girlfriend or wife are into
threesomes?"
"I just thought
I should say that it's a fantastic website and I've joined your list. In
fact I very nearly joined it several times over, just because.
"
"once there was a midjet and he was smaller than normal cause someone cut off his head"
"r u makin fun of me god i am going to sue u fags god law suit 4 makin this up about me to make fun of me thats affensevie"
"You are my pearly rotating dildo that spins into my brain with your pink plastic way with words"
"Please remove from list. Thanks from Davis' mom."
"STOP SENDING EMAIL TO THIS ADDRESS-WE DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR"
"pretty trippy well educated twisted mindfucked ideas. enlightening and disgusting all at once. bravo"
"I want a site, not a newspaper"
"oh my! it's uproarious"
"www.weirdlist.com is my best site it funny but some of the words are a bit long i think this list here is a bit rude"
"I find some bits of weirdlist brilliant and i am incredibly proud, and some bits worrying."
"i actually had to get out the mayo and see if it was thick enough for a fork"
Melissa's Email (like the above, but longer)