Train of thought: "Are animals featuring is bestial porn looked down upon, mocked, shunned, are they the ugly ones in their society as in ours, or are they climbing the social ladder, are they the heroes, the Mandelas, Gandhis, Dis, Gateseses?" Which leads to human flesh, naturally, then to cannibalism, and it all neatly ties up with sex again. And no, you sick puppy, I don't mean bondage, I mean eating human flesh for sexual kicks. Well, actually it doesn't have to be sexual, it's just that that's the easiest way in. There are other reasons for cannibalism; perhaps if Freud had spent a little more time studying mental illness and a little less time doin' the old five knuckle shuffle the world would be a better place. But he didn't, so cannibalism is sexual.
Dude, people'll do anything to get harder and/or wetter, so why not eating people? There are, as I see it, four options: firstly, the fleshy part on the opposite side to one's bicep, secondly the stomach, thirdly the breasts, and finally the buttocks. The rest of the body isn't really fleshy enough, and you'd just be eating skin, and that's just silly. There are no sexual connotations to the first option (try licking an armpit, whether it's yours or an ahem special friend, and try telling me that you're gonna wanna go back), but it could be an easy entrance into the world of sexual cannibalism, which can be hidden sufficiently in the event that you realise that new curtains were the lifestyle choice you really wanted to make. The stomach is getting closer to being sexual, and will suit many people, however there are some folks out there whose stomach is nothing but bone. Just try hacking a hunk of flesh outta that, and you're gonna blunten all your knivens. Breasts? Fine for women and fat guys, but no good for regular men and pre-pubescent girls. Too divisive. Sexual cannibalism should be about bringing all people together. Which brings us neatly to bottoms. Everyone has a reasonably fleshy one. Where better to cut out a hunk of flesh and eat for sexual purposes? There is of course a fifth option: that of killing one's lover before eating him or her. Whilst not strictly legal, the groundswell of popular opinion is such that this may soon be a feature of all our lives ("I never thought I'd want to kill and eat someone for sexual gratification, but then I said the same about mobile phones.")
Bottoms it is then, as Gorbachev said to Reagan over tea and crumpets. I'm guessing - cos I don't actually know the first thing about sexual cannibalism, including whether or not it exists - that both folks get a sexual kick out of it. The alternative is that you really love your ahem special friend to allow them to cut a chunk out of your arse solely for their benefit when the very thought fills you with fear. So where do the kicks come? From the bleeding? From the pain? From the devotion? From the healing and scarring, and being left with a nice square hole in which to do whatever it is you wanna do? Or is it just the sensual gratification from eating a nice bit of meat, fried up with a few onions, herbs, spices and so forth?
I can imagine that the bleeding adds to both the element of danger and so staunching has to feature to prevent death, inquest, films. The tools of staunching are likely to rub free in the heat of battle. Blood as a kick is too dangerous. Pain? Ow. Nah, too extreme. If you dig pain, just get into that whole baseball bat genital bashing scene. Devotion? Jeez, bake a freakin cake or something. The interest that a square hole would arouse I can see. I dunno whether it'd get me rockin and rollin, but I can certainly imagine myself seeing some foxy gal with a neat cube cut out of her arse, and saying "Oh cool," to her. "Can I touch it?" And of course she'd let me, cos she'd be naked in front of me already, so the question is almost defunct. (But it's better to ask instead of not in case it's still tender and she doesn't dig pain. Or even just out of politeness. Umm... would it be possible to fuck you now, please?) Sherlock Holmes brings us to the solution: people get hungry during sex. Invest in one of those disposable barbecues and have it in the bedroom, or fuck in the kitchen (with or without dinner guests, depending on the kind of people you know). Start the arse flesh sautéing slowly as you start, and when you begin to get hungry, reach out and satiate your desire. Oh, but make sure you wash any knives and chopping boards before using them for any other ingredients.