Having possessed one and been in the presence of another, I'm feel fully qualified to impress upon you the difference between the male and female orgasms. My motives in doing so are mixed: on the one hand I'm beautiful and honest and want to enlighten and inform you, and on the other hand I have a rage bubbling inside me like an electric kettle with an unending supply of water and no off switch. More of that later. The male orgasm (hereafter referred to as morgasm) stems from the penis, and the female orgasm (also known as the morgasm, so I won't be doing the aforementioned hereafter bit in case my meaning becomes confused) is based in that whole clitoral/vaginal area. Impressed?
Oh, I've read enough sexual studies to know that the female orgasm is supposed to be a holistic experience. I've got studies coming out of my arse with their lies about erogenous zones, erroneous backpasses and the esoteric use of the uterus as a metaphor for clouds in modern literature. I've read everything, looked at all the pictures, and tasted all the free samples, and I can tell you it's all lies. Consider the motive. The driving force behind anything, be it art, war, scientific studies or cooking is sexual inadequacy (if you could you would, but you can't, so you do something else). Hide the pain with your lies. "Women have holistic orgasms." Query. "Oh, well my wife does." Kablowey, you're on the back foot, you're doubt is tweaked, your defences are up, you mumble something about not ever really speaking to her about it, but she looks pretty damn holistic and the lies are perpetuated.
Ejaculation? Don't get me started on ejaculation or you won't be able to stop me... for ten seconds at least. The shit that these scientists spew about ejaculation makes me so mad I could shoot. Female ejaculation? Purrrrrrlease. Have you seen the videos? You can see the strings for fuck's sake. And male ejaculation is little better. Ejaculation (male or female) no more exists than does my whimsical sense of adventure. Just think about it: if you were a penis or a vagina would you shoot stuff out of you? Of course you wouldn't, you'd sit there and soak in the vista.