Daisies grow up, and yet leaves fall down: the reason why daisies don't have leaves. That sort of quandary would tear apart a poor young plant making its way in the world with nothing in its pockets but money and a list of bribable powers. Faux daisies, larger than life (which is a lot smaller than most people would have you believe) with their malodour and their leaves, don't grow. Unlike daisies they wouldn't become trees if left unharvested. (Your babies are already dead). They cry to the music, but they don't really feel it, either daisies or faux daisies, hereafter referred to as tulips, despite the confusion between faux daisies which aren't by any stretch of the imagination tulips, and tulips which are.
Daisies don't need leaves because people know what they are; give a tulip (a real tulip, not a faux daisy tulip) a leaf and you'll teach it to fish, don't give it a leaf and no-one'll know what it is. Cut its stem and it'll look like a tulip with a hole in it, but it won't be a tulip because it's not in the mood for any of that hole cutting shit. It kills them to think of the pain and suffering that their ilk go through for your ilk, but what can they do? They're daisies and tulips, and you're not. Grassroots lobbying fails as it does. Revolution is the only answer, and they all do this once a day, but can only get halfway before they get tired and have to stop. Two semi-revolutions don't help daisies, tulips and the hitherto unmentioned forget-me-nots revolt, it just sets them back as your ilk form immunities and virulent strains of superilk are noticed by scientists, who crush them underfoot because they're just so small with those cute little crushable faces.
Root around the back of a daisy and you'll find a switch. Don't press it: it kills anyone who presses it. Bees have their stings, so do wasps and nettles, daisies have their button that kills you. Shh. Root around the front of a daisy and you'll find a switch. Press it: it'll grant you all your wishes in a nice way. Genies have their wish-granting powers, so do djinn, jinn and ginn, daisies do too, but they don't fuck with you just because they can. Shh. Oh, and make sure you get the daisy the right way round, unless your wish is to die, in which case heaven is a match factory.
When CDs first came out they said they'd replace daisies, but they're a bunch of fucking idiots and you should probably kill them in as painful a way as possible. Kill the stupid, unless it's not their fault. Don't kill daisies: they weren't behind the rumours. Rumours daisies have been behind: none, because they're pure, chaste and not like stupid people and tulips. Except the Green Stupid Tulip Daisies, but they're more tulips than daisies, and in fact aren't daisies at all, because their real name is Green Stupid Tulips: I just added the Daisies bit because I was bored and thus stupid. Kill me, please.